Just when you think people can't get any dumber, they do. Thank God this time it was a foreigner and not an American making headlines in the "Dumbest Person in the World" section of the newspaper. This past weekend, a 32-year-old woman at the Berlin Zoo climbed the fence to the polar bear exhibit and hopped in. Was she warm and wanted to cool off? Did she mistake the big bear for her papa bear? Or did she really just want to get eaten alive by one of the largest animals in the world? Either way she is dumb as rocks! Too bad I don't speak German because I would definitely have told those people to let the bear tear her up!
Obviously the bear bit her. It started biting her and playing with her. Sort of like a child plays with their peas! (I guess bears can even tell that dumb broads don't taste as good as smart ones?)
The police said that several zoo workers then tossed rescue rings to the woman in an attempt to hoist her up and distract the other bears. The lady struggled and got bitten by another bear before getting pulled to safety. I think she should just be put in a cage and thrown in with the lions. That might teach her a valuable lesson. Word on the street is that she was trippin' on some crazy acid! I kid! No really she was really trippin'! Had to have been!
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