My friends and many others who I have met have told me to start writing stories about the celebrities I have met, wanna meet or just blog about the screwed up lifestyles of Hollywood's rich and famous. Every since I was a young lad I dreamt of being in the elite class of the heroin addicts, cocaine sniffers and pill poppers. I wanted to be Drew Barrymore's friend, Cory Feldman's buddy and Valerie Bertinelli's son. Today I feel like I may have a chance at doing most of those things except being Valerie Bertinelli's son. I could be her Jenny Craig companion though. Which would be hot because she just scored the hot, new cover of PEOPLE magazine. Which has always been a dream of mine. But I wanted to be PEOPLE's Sexiest Men Alive. If you saw me you would say I have a shot. Believe me. Anyway back on topic. I decided I needed to blog about celebrities because my writing style is very unique to those that we are addicted to in today's society. Perezhilton.com, JustJared.com, Pinkisthenewblog.com, etc. are all great sites but I think I could be the Anti-Perez. No respectful 30 year old male with a cock intact would ever call himself a Queen unless he was 30 minutes from cutting that shit off for good. That's part of the reason I feel Perez is overrated and annoying at times. I have love for the man and sometimes I have intense hatred for the man. He used to talk mad shiite about my girl, Miss. Britney Spears and all a sudden he shows up on the opening video of her tour. That's something shady if you ask me. So I am going to start my own blog and write about everything from celebrities to sports to movies to music releases. The key here is I am going to write my blog unlike Perez who has hired people to take over his blog and keep the original name. If I were him I would change it to TheQueenandShrews.com PerezPaysmeto writethis.com. Well I hope you enjoy my blog and maybe one day I will be duelling with the Queen. Bring it BITCH!
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